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Monday, September 21, 2009

what am I doing in Mumbai?

Imagine a place where
  1. Travelling is fun
    1. You can drive
    2. You can drive at 60 km/h at 8 pm in the night
    3. You can drive at 100 km/h after 10
  2. House hold expenses are low
    1. You can live a 2 story house and pay only 15k per month
    2. You'll never require an A/C and hence electricity bill always be low
    3. 1 unit in an auto will be charged at Rs 7
  3. General ambiance resembles that of human civilization
    1. The probability of finding human/other animal crap while taking a walk will be almost zero
    2. The city will be full of trees
    3. The place is less sweaty and a foul smell that gives you constant head ache will be missing
  4. Entertainment options are similar
    1. You'll find fame and inox
    2. Most movies, even rare ones get released on time
    3. Among restaurants you'll find Mainland China, All stir fry Not just Jazz by the bay and host of local ones which, mind you, are good.
  5. Outdoor options aplenty
    1. Centre to host of weekend getaways
    2. You'll enjoy the Maharashtra Monsoon the most
Apart from my job, what exactly keeps me from shifting to this place. If my firm shifts location to this lovely city would I happily shift. Probably not.

May be I am simply lazy.